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What is iPoo? iPoo is a living style.

From 2001/10/23, Apple released the 1st i-Device – iPod. We could also call it, Old Walkman Killer. In less than 3 years, more than 10 million of iPod are in the Earth. It is at any place you could think, included the rest room indeed. At less one of two people bring their iPod with them when they sit on the toilet…Yes, poo! People listen to the music when they poo. People play BRICK when they poo. A new living style started! People could do more than book reading when they poo.

2007/06/29, six years passed, Apple released another i-Device – iPhone. It is a total different mobile phone than anyone you could find in the same time. From now, people could phone the others, could listen to music, could play 3D Homerun, could shoot the Anger Bird, could watch video, could browser Internet, could do anything and everything you ever think or never think. Yes, when you poo. Crazier than his elder brother, over 1 million iPhone were sold in two quarters, and over 10 million were sold in one and half years. We said, “A new i-Generation is coming.”

2010/04/03, people don’t need to endure the 3.5-inch display for all things they like to do. The 3rd i-Device comes out. iPad, the 9.6 inch display could let you read easily, play smoothly. A whole new shocking changed the people’s living style. Much crazier than the two elder brothers, the 1 millionth iPad was sold in only 28 days. One Month more, Apple said the 2 million iPad were sold out. In 80 days, Apple sold 3 million iPad. More and more people start to read e-Book, play the Anger Bird, browser the Internet, watch the video with the big, bright, pretty display on the toilet.
What is iPoo? iPoo is a living style. Anytime, you poo with your iPod, iPhone, or iPad, you are iPoo-ing. The new greeting of this generation is no more “Did you Google today?” Next time, when you meet your friend, please say “Did you iPoo today?

 

          − "Stay hungry, then you could eat more when your boss treat you; stay foolish, then you could do less when your boss need you!”   Mark


2012/9

Five years later, iPhone has the 6th product, the 5th generation product - iPhone 5. Even most information is negtive, a lot of people show disappoint of the new product.  However, 2 million pre-order in the first day; it's double than iPhone 4S.

New future? NO!

New concept? Not at all!

New legend? I assumed it is a new record indeed!

"2 million pre-order in the first day? God damn it! When could I get mine?"

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